This is a self-portrait I decided to draw for myself, aka “softening the blow”.

This is how you can detect Nilesy IRL (outside). Green jacket, blue bag, grey trousers, black beanie hat that is usually obscuring half/all of my right eye.

I figured it was best to show you a mock up of how bad I look before a picture eventually surfaces (hence softening the blow). Basically, much fatness and manning of harpoons and such.

Anyway! MSPaint :3